When the phone shirlls

Trim trim! 

Hello?

Oh hi! It’s me! 

Me? Me who?

Me!

Oh! You! Oh my gosh!

Yes me. Evidently!
Oh hiiii! Sup? 

I need help! 

Help? Ok! Coming right over!

You are?! Thank you!  

Wait. Why? What happened? 

Remember that tv show “Lice attack”?

Hummmm. Actually... nop. 

Thought so. Anyways, we’re recording the spinoff of "Lice Attack"  with a live studio audience at our home right now. And we need com...

Wait. At home? How is that even possible?

Uh-uh! We need special combs, apple sider vinegar. You can go to the pet shop to get the comb. 

The pet shop? What the heck do you mean the pet shop?  

Yes, you can go to the pet shop to get the comb. 

I had no idea that “Lice Attack” had any felines in it. 

Didn’t you read the script? 

Guess not... 

But you edited it! 

I did. I know...

Well actually it’s not for a cat. It’s for my kids. And me. . 

Wait a minute... Your kids have lice? 

Ding ding ding! 

And...and you too? 

Dong dong ding! 

So can you come over? 

Oh my gosh, look at the time... I'm sooo sorry I forgot I have to catch a bus to catch a train to catch a bike to fly to Paris. In exactly 5848587 nanoseconds.